01What this is — and is not

mememoon.fun is a defensive-only subscription signal feed for pump.fun "Mayhem" coins. Every signal answers one question — "what is the downside risk, right now?" — from on-chain data: agent distribution and exit, liquidity traps, whale dumps, rug fingerprints.

It is not:

• a buy signal — there is no buy call in any tier, ever (a hard product invariant, not a marketing choice)
• a price prediction — nothing here forecasts what any coin will do next
• financial advice, an investment vehicle, or a fund
• a promise of profit — no win-rate, no backtested return, no "our users made X%"

You can read every warning we send and still lose money trading memecoins. The product tells you when the liquidity under you is going; it cannot stop you drowning.

02Honest signals, honest silence

The feed is derived from read-only on-chain reads. Nothing in the feed layer can sign, submit, or build a transaction — this is enforced by an automated guard in the build, not merely intended.

An empty feed is never presented as safety. A defensive product's worst failure is a feed that has gone blind reading as "nothing is wrong." So the feed reports its own health — ok / warming / degraded / blind — on the dashboard. A quiet market and a broken feed are always distinguishable to you.

03No manipulation — ever

mememoon.fun does not wash trade, run pump operations, manufacture momentum, or help anyone else do so. The product exists to warn people against exactly that behaviour; building a tool to perform it would betray the only thing this product is for. We take no undisclosed referral fees or kickbacks from any coin the feed happens to cover.

04Payments

Subscriptions are paid in SOL or USDC to a self-hosted wallet we only ever watch — we never hold its key in the service. No card data is stored; there is no third-party payment processor.

Access is a fixed 30-day grant. Renewing early stacks time — you never lose days. There is no auto-charging subscription to hunt down; you simply stop paying.

05Data & privacy

• Your subscriber key is the minimum needed to grant access. Web sessions use an opaque, revocable, HttpOnly cookie — the durable key does not travel on every request.
• On-chain interaction is read-only; we never request signing permission.
• Secrets are injected from the server environment, scrubbed from logs, and never committed to code.

06Security

The service runs hardened and least-privilege. Any live-execution capability ships disabled by default behind a kill-switch and cannot act without an explicit, operator-authorised arming step. If a security incident affects subscriber access or data, we will say so publicly rather than stay quiet until a fix is ready.

07No token today

mememoon.fun has no token. Access is a paid subscription only. If a token is ever introduced for this product, its allocation, liquidity lock, and any team vesting will be published before it goes live — not after. Until that page exists, treat anything claiming to be "the mememoon token" as not ours.

08What we commit to

• Never publish a buy call, price prediction, or profit/win-rate claim.
• Keep the feed layer read-only, enforced in the build.
• Report feed health honestly — never dress up a blind feed as a calm market.
• Never wash trade, run pump ops, or take undisclosed kickbacks.
• Keep payments self-hosted and read-only; never hold the payout key in the service.
• Disclose a security incident affecting access or data rather than hide it.

09What we do not promise

• That any coin the feed covers is safe or recommended.
• That acting on a warning — or ignoring one — will be profitable.
• Any return, yield, or value; memecoins are negative-sum for almost everyone.
• Regulatory or tax advice for any jurisdiction.